Now you can treat our French and German "allies" the same way they treat us!  Bomb away on these high quality toilet inserts.  Made of high strength waterproof plastic, they adhere to the bowl like a Frenchman to a fois gras!  Built to take the largest loads, for those times when you might have had a little too much of that stinky French cheese or no-nonsense German bratwurst.  Or just rain down peace on our allies after drinking that Bordeaux or bock beer.

Easy to clean, but then again, why bother?  These decorations are an addition to any patriotic American household.

Hey!  Give'em back the gratitude they showed us for saving their asses, rebuilding their countries, defeating the Soviet Union, and inventing McDonalds!  Makes a perfect gift!

By Resto Purinal Industries, $29.95.